Harry: Guys what was the first gig you ever went to?
Dougie: Well funnily enough Harry, me and Tom went to the same gig without even knowing.......Limp Bizcit
Harry: You didn't even know Limp Bizcit?
Tom: No, we went to the gig without knowing we'd gone.
*laughs*
Tom: It's the weirdest thing.
обожаю

Danny sees an aeroplane.
Danny - "It's a Virgin, I've been in one of them"
classic

ну и так...
Interviewer: Who's totally bananas?
Tom: Danny. He doesn't even have the ability to think before he does anything. I think he's the greatest guy in the world, but he's an idiot!

двусмысленно звучит

Feels like someone sprayed bug spray in my eyes, punched me in the nuts then took a slash on my head-I'm that tiered (с) Дуги

сама гениальность)бедные устаавшие маки)

Dougie: I fu.cked up the acoustic bit.

Tom: And now you swore on stage.

Dougie: S.hit.

Tom: Bad Dougie. Bad Dougie!

Danny: Naughty Dougie!

Tom: Spank him! Who wants to spank Dougie?

::Danny goes to spank him and Dougie ducks away::

Dougie: Last time Danny spanked me, I lost my virginity.

Tom: WHAT. Why do you say things like that?!

Danny: You lost your bum virginity.

Tom: Don't say... you can't say things like that!

Dougie: What, virginity?

Tom: No, you can say virginity...

Dougie: The VIRGIN Mary, VIRGIN Megastores...

Danny: And Virgin Airlines...
*** ***
i was misquoted that our fans have.. erm.. filthy imaginations - it wasn't me honest.. it was tom.

-dougie poynter.
*** ***
"....bastard. I meant battered sausage!" -Harry (sure he did)
*** ***
They are from where I'm from...huh? - Danny on CDUSA

What's the monarchy? - Danny on Popworld
*** ***
Dougie: "If someone's got some dead skin and they want me to eat it, then i will...as long as it is clean."

Harry; "I like to fart and run, leaving the smell to someone elso to enjoy. It's funny!!"
*** ***
Dougie: "If someone's got some dead skin and they want me to eat it, then i will...as long as it is clean."

Harry; "I like to fart and run, leaving the smell to someone elso to enjoy. It's funny!!"
*** ***
Danny: "I'm always catching farts and throwing them at people. I do it to Dougie."

Tom: "It feels like i've got a crisp stuck in my shoulder. Cheese and onion i think."
*** ***
danny: if i had a nappy on, I'd be shitting it.
*** ***
danny:

welcome to my cribs... i've been burgled. they knicked me TV and me sofa...stupid trolls"

"Richards mine!"

"You smoking, you dont smoke do ya!"
*** ***
dougie quote  "I am hardcore, Doug X, I'm very extreme, very loud, but not only am I Doug X, I'm Doug XXX" and "a toilet exploded"

a tom quote "stop it i wanna sing man!"
*** ***
Tom: so that means today would have been 20 years since your first poo!
*** ***
danny: can you 'ear me now?
dougie: fuck sucking dick fuck
*** ***
Yeah, I’ll go out with you, only if you play Batehovans 5th on the recorder in Eflat Minor.
- Dougie Poynter
*** ***
"George Bush...Robert Plant" -Danny. LOL
"Get down the pub, ya kna, nutta" Danny.
*** ***
"What you do to chill out, pull my hair!" Danny
"Stop munching on them cattle crisps!" -Danny to harry lol.
*** ***
Harry: You think we'd get killed? Well, they probably would if we got recognised at one of their gigs, they'd probably sacrifice one of us!
Tom: It'd be, like, on stage!
Danny: Crucify us!
Harry: Sacrifice... I don't think they'd prepare a wooden cross for us...
Tom: Sacrifice us to the devil.
*** ***
Tom: I think probably not actually, we were probably more rock n' roll back then.
Danny: Yeah, we were. We've calmed down a lot! Oh, the things we used to do...
*** ***
Danny: Hopefully I'll have two kids in the country, chillin' out... How old will we be in ten years?
Harry: Living in the country? You'll leave your kids in the country?
Danny: No, I said I'll have a nice family, I'll have a nice house in the country.
Tom: He said 'and I'll have two kids living in the country'! Yeah, I'll have two kids and put them in the country. Let them go in the wild.
Harry: You missed the comma! 'I'll have two kids, living in the country'. 'Don't eat the red berries, they're poisonous'
*** ***
Danny: Don't start!
Harry: What would you like to open at Christmas? [in blokey voice] 'Girls legs'... 'uh, and a can of beer'... fucking hell.
*** ***
Harry: You think that's embarrassing do you? Next thing you know, clown face will be knocking on your door "What's this I hear...?"

Dougie: Our doctor that we all share once injected Harry with water.
Harry: he stuck the needle in, and then went, 'Ooops.' That's not what you want to hear when you've just been given an injection! He'd forgotten to put the medicine in the syringe.
Dougie: He's a good doctor, though.
*** ***
Interviewer: He sounds it.
Tom: No, he is.
Dougie: Not as good as Doctor Who.
Harry: It could have been a lethal injection!
Tom: Harry's been a bit different ever since.
Dougie: He's got water powers! Like Spider-Man, but plainer.
Tom: He's turned into a Doctor Who monster!
Harry: I've got gills and everything.
Tom: He can breathe underwater.
Dougie: He can pee himself whenever he wants.
*** ***
Interviewer: That's a unique view to share in public. Aren't you given media training when you become a pop star?
Tom: Dougie was off sick that day.

Interviewer: What are you advised not to say in interviews, Dougie?
Dougie: Anything, really.
Harry: You never know what he'll come out with.
*** ***
TOM: Danny is the idiot of the year, by far.

Interviewer: What's so idiotic about him?
TOM: Do you even need to ask?
DOUGIE: He's a f***ing moron.
*** ***
Danny: Do you realise we're covering Pinball Wizard?
Tom: Well we've already recorded it so yeah.
Dougie: I do realise that Danny.
Danny: Oh.
Dougie: Have you only just realised that?
Tom: Danny's just realised we've covered Pinball Wizard.
*** ***
"You're a good looking monkey"
- Danny
*** ***
Interviewer: Danny, if you were a girl which McFly boy would you date?

Danny: Err, Tom cos I'd have his house

Tom: Oh right

Danny: I'd marry you and then...get rid of you...

Interviewer: Would you marry him for his money?

Danny: Well not his looks
*** ***
Dougie: I played the piano

Interviewer: How was that?

Dougie: That was fun, I don't get to play the piano and I got to play it today

Interviewer: Do you think you'll get to play the piano on the greatest hits tour?

Dougie: No, because I don't actually know how to play the piano. Work that one out: how did I play piano today but not anywhere else?

Interviewer: Were you channelling some kind of higher being?

Dougie: Yeah Jedi. Jedi. Jedi definitely
*** ***
Dougie: James bourne is the weirdest person i know...not only does he think we live underwater in the future sometimes he just stares at you for ages

Harry: I'm a poet and i don't know it!
*** ***
Danny: i like slapping dougie when he's asleep it's funny!

Tom: it bleeped!
*** ***
Interviwer: See, all we get is crap sandwiches from Greggs!
Danny & Tom laugh.
Danny: Greggs is awesome!
Tom: Greggs is great!
*** ***
Tom: What did you think was a word?
Danny: Yeah.. I thought this were a word: Disgracious!
Interviewer: Isn't it?
Danny: No, apparently not.
Tom: Disgracious is not a word.
Danny: This rooms a disgrace. Its disgracious.
Tom: Disgrace yeah, not disgracious.
Interviewer: Spend a little time up north and we all think like that pal.
Tom: Ive been up there. I feel like an outcast when i go up there. They all think the way he does. Its awesome though. I love it.
*** ***
Tom: We were sitting outside once. And Danny said: What are bats? And we were like what do you mean what are bats? He thought they were rats with wings! He thought they were rats that went into caccoons and came out as bats! He thought rats were bats! HE THOUGHT RATS WERE BATS! [he keeps on repeating it.. Putting on a Danny accent.. it is sooo funny!]
*** ***
Danny : white tack black tack blue tack

Dougie : yellow tack

Tom : ~ponders~ red tack.
*** ***
TV Host: Now are you still calling yourself a boyband or are you now a man band?
Tom: A girl band now
*** ***
TV Host: How was that for you?[talking about G-A-Y nakedness]
Danny: Interesting.
Tom: Chilly
Danny: It was boiling. It was a heatwave weren't it?
Harry: (gives Danny a look) A heatwave in the club yea
Dougie: (laughs) Just in the club there's a heatwave.
*** ***
Tom: Could you maybe leave me and dougie together?...please...

Evette: No

Dougie: We'll give you tickets! ... and not just to our shows, we have connections!!!
*** ***
Tom: You look like dougies mum (to evette)

Evette: Don't get smart with me

Tom: Oh its a compliment, dougs mum is hot!

Evette: Oh thats alright then!
*** ***
Danny: Well i dont really do it on my own now, i get the woman to do it

Harry: THE WOMAN! that sounded really...sex.ist

Danny: Oh sorry sorry! i meant uh uh her woman

Everyone: her woman?????

Dougie & Tom: He means HAIR, HAIR woman

Danny: I get my hairy woman to do it, see now thats okay!
*** ***
Harry: Well done, Danny. Don't joke whilst talking about the Beatles.  (Hits Danny over the head)

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Tom: …I’m the chubby one. That’s my distinguishing feature.
Danny: Oh, don’t say that kinda thing! I need more of a spiritual role, or kind of what you do, what you add to the band
Tom: What do I add to the band?
Harry: A few pounds.